I'm Gunning For You

It's not a euphemism.
Dec 30 '10

Fine.

[ Seb levers himself up, throws Jim a disgusted glare, and hoists his pants back on, over his erection. ]

Don’t expect that again.

[ Except that even as he says it, Seb knows he’ll probably end up on another dirty mattress here, there or anywhere, mouth around Jim’s cock.

Because— much as he’d like to delude himself otherwise— Seb has never been any good at maintaining control. ]

1 note Tags: #i'll wipe semen on it anyway #wanker #wait no #that's me #:(

Dec 30 '10

Anonymous asked:

oh nonono, where's the fun in letting you know who i am? ;)

so I can tap dat, hot stuff

Dec 29 '10

You’re an ungrateful shit.

And maybe I will.

1 note Tags: #i will wipe semen on everything you own

Dec 29 '10

It’d be nice if you, y’know, reciprocated.

Tags: #i'm not asking for much here #get your hands dirty #that's all

Dec 29 '10

Anonymous asked:

you're quite a looker ;)

why thank you sweetheart, why don’t you give me your name so you can see me in person?

Dec 26 '10

mister-jim:

[ And then just like that, Little Jim has a Moran face attacted to it. He can’t deny that his manhood is positively twitching, begging for Seb to stop being such a twat and just get on to the rough and dirty part.

Scratch that, we’re already dirty.

But then Seb does stop being a twat and does something that makes Jim emit a sound like he’s never heard before. His voice cracks, though he’s not quite sure how that worked since he’s not talking. Breathing is just getting more and more difficult as Seb becomes more and more adventurous, and it’s taking every ounce of self-control he possesses to not grab the back of Seb’s head and-

Wait. Self-control? What is that?

Jim’s hands find their way to the back of Seb’s head and he gets more and more turned on every time Seb gags on his cock.]

Jesus fucking Christ, Moran.

 [Seb would love to respond to Jim’s obscenities with a few of his own, including perhaps a quick throttling because as much as he might enjoy sucking cock he doesn’t enjoy choking on it.

Instead, he hums deep in his throat, determined now to make Jim come as quickly as he can. Let’s get this over and done with. ]

3 notes (via mister-jim)Tags: #i don't like feeling out of control and this is as out of control as it gets

Dec 26 '10

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Dec 25 '10

scienceofdeduction- asked:

I'm not frigid. Not to people who are decent human beings.

Whatever you say, sunshine. If your legs don’t open, I couldn’t give a fuck less.

Dec 25 '10

scienceofdeduction- asked:

I
am
not
dead

No, but you’re as frigid as a corpse.

Dec 25 '10

scienceofdeduction- asked:

oh for--
STOP HITTING ON DEAD PEOPLE, SEBASTIAN

I hit on you, didn’t I?